[the following is a parody article and not meant to be taken seriously]

Do you ever feel like you just don’t fit in with the clothing norms of society? Do you feel like you have a specific style that truly represents who you are? Well, just like there are different sexual orientations, there are also clothing orientations.

There’s nothing wrong with feeling more comfortable in a certain type of clothing. For some people, it’s western wear, for others it’s redneck, urban wear, high fashion, and so on. These clothing orientations are a part of who we are, and just like any other orientation, it should be respected and accepted.

But there’s another aspect to this. Some people are what we call unclothed orientation., or “Permanude”. They feel more comfortable being nude, and for them, clothing can be uncomfortable, constricting, and even harmful in some cases. For those who identify as unclothed, it’s just not how they were meant to live. They feel suffocated and fake when they have to wear clothes all the time.

Just like any other orientation, the unclothed orientation should be respected and accepted. Those who identify as unclothed orientation should be allowed to register as permanently nude and not be required to wear clothing at any time. It’s unfair to force them to conform to society’s clothing norms when it’s just not who they are.

It’s time for society to recognize and accept all clothing orientations. We need to create safe spaces for people to express themselves through their clothing without fear of judgment or harassment. Let’s celebrate the diversity and uniqueness of everyone’s clothing choices.

So if you feel more comfortable in a certain type of clothing, embrace it. And if you’re an unclothed orientation like permanude, don’t be ashamed. Embrace who you are and demand your right to bare it all. You’re not alone, and you deserve to live your life as your authentic self.